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Something to wipe your ass with.
See yugio cards
Hahahahah! The blue eyes dragon yugio card is NO MATCH for my turd!
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Someone who overachieves by handing in his/her work through some kind of paper format (letters/essays, etc..) made popular by the movie 'The Other Guys'
Teacher : "Skyler was the only one to turn in his essay today, why didn't you guys turn in yours ahead of time like Skyler?
Student "PAPER BITCH!!!"
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An executive summary; a report whose purpose is to simplify an unknown subject or product in a desirable way. Also, a report summarizing a session of parliament or government in the UK.
"We got another pile of white papers from M$. I threw them in the circular file."
"I needed to catch up on the day's decisions so I grabbed the latest white paper."
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Slang phrase for LSD
Laser refers to Lysergic acid: the precursor in LSD-25
(Laser also refers to the vivid light and sounds that can appear to look and sound like lasers while under the affect of LSD)
Paper refers to the blotter paper in which acid is absorbed into
After eating two pieces of laser paper the walls started to move. After eating four pieces I shot lasers from my eyes and finger tips.
The laser paper is your ticket to ride the mind roller coaster.
When one has a horrificaly messy shit and realises there is no paper, hearby using a paper-saviour to clean themselves up - eg, old train tickets, pages from a book, £10 bills. Not to be confused with paper-saver.
"The night was dark, cold and remote. I had been in this toilet for six minutes now, wondering how I could get myself out of the shitty mess I had made of my arsehole. Then I seen it. A paper-saviour in the form of an old sock, disguarded like it had no purpous on Earth anymore. 'Well it would have one more use now' I thought as I wiped away smiling."
When one is deprived of an internet connection for an extended period of time and can only enjoy pornography its traditional magazine form
"I just moved and won't have internet for another week. Looks like I'm switching to paper in the meantime."
When yo bitch ass has no money you is paper broke
All my money is tied up in drug deals. I am paper broke at the moment