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Believe it or not, Toronto is not the capital city of Canada, that would be Ottawa. Toronto is to Ottawa what New York City is to DC. Also, you can tell how Canadian someone is based on how much their pronunciation of Toronto does not sound like the word, a full Canadian says Churono instead. Being by far the most populous city in Canada, it’s honestly kinda boring, I mean they have a Canada’s Wonderland, but that’s it really.
American: Hey man, did you know that Toronto is the Capital City of Canada?
Literally anyone with a Google account: You seem like the kind of person who thinks Canada gained independence 3 days before America did
American: Wait, it didn’t?
pretty nice place. we have a lot of tim hortons.
"Hey man, I just came back from Toronto!"
"Oh, cool."
TWO WEEKS LATER
"Remember that time I went to Toronto?"
"Heheh, yeah."
When you put on a muzzle and have someone shove shit in your mouth and pour maple syrup on top of it.
Muzz met someone online and gave him a Toronto Mudflap.
A Spliff filled with Sativa, Dabs, and a sprinkle of Belmont tobacco inside.
Dude1: Man that Toronto Salad got us mad fucked up.
Dude 2: I don't remember eating any salad
Toronto OH is a small town in Ohio Valley that is full of snakes and snitches. All the girls are stuck up and fake. The boys if they dont like you they snitch. Toronto OH is full off ungrateful fucks.
KS-lets go to toronto OH
AM-nah its full of fake niggas
A school for nerds who are depressed, stressed, and have an unhealthy obsession with bubble tea. If you go to UTS: don’t.
Oh you go to University of Toronto Schools, that’s unfortunate.
Blacks, also referred to as niEEgero%% are high in the Toronto area. Here is a list of blacks in Toronto.
Agusi, Willaims - Age 23 - Telephone number 647-983-0921
Amblessed, Kalechi - Age 17 - DECEASED (Due to various brutalities)
Adam, oobwemmoobwem - Age TBD - Dope Slanger
Billy - DECEASED
Queen - Daughter of Princess
Hey Blacks in Toronto!
Yeah read the list!