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This is the sexual act of a man eating a habanero pepper, going down on his sheila and allowing the spiciness of the pepper that he ate to bring her to a new level so that she squeezes his head between her thighs, thus creating a Toronto tight taco.
Last night, Scotty gave that girl at the bar the hottest Toronto tight taco of her life.
A large Canadian city in southern Ontario, next to lake ontario (creative, i know)
Torontonians (the term used for people of the city)
Torono (the typical pronunciation of the city name by locals)
Toronto (your an outsider if you say it like this)
Jeff: "have you gone to that city uhhhhhhhh toronto"
Jeff: "the big one on lake ontario?"
May: "... you mean torono?"
Jeff: "what?"
Believe it or not, Toronto is not the capital city of Canada, that would be Ottawa. Toronto is to Ottawa what New York City is to DC. Also, you can tell how Canadian someone is based on how much their pronunciation of Toronto does not sound like the word, a full Canadian says Churono instead. Being by far the most populous city in Canada, it’s honestly kinda boring, I mean they have a Canada’s Wonderland, but that’s it really.
American: Hey man, did you know that Toronto is the Capital City of Canada?
Literally anyone with a Google account: You seem like the kind of person who thinks Canada gained independence 3 days before America did
American: Wait, it didn’t?
pretty nice place. we have a lot of tim hortons.
"Hey man, I just came back from Toronto!"
"Oh, cool."
TWO WEEKS LATER
"Remember that time I went to Toronto?"
"Heheh, yeah."
Toronto is so overrated by the my shit don't stink freaky looking big lip big eyelash chicks and the douche gym rat men who date them until they turn nuts or get pregnant when they were "supposedly" on birth control. Toronto is just "wish" Los Angeles....keep trying ladies.
I fucked this bitch from Toronto who was on birth control working at an abortion clinic who ended up magically pregnant and hauled my ass to court for support.... Toronto got all them crazy bitches!