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Yeti

Massive man, born the 1st of November in 1974. Fierce, loyal, swift on his feet, vows to protect the ones he loves and befriends the most amazing of creatures. He stands tall, never failing at any task set before him. The Yeti's signature footprint and loud excessive snoring sets him apart from all others.

Ziggy Pop and Krissy Poo rolls with The Yeti always, ride or die like creatures know amazing when they see it. A loyal threesome.

Ziggy Pop will be singing Happy Fucking Birthday all day long to The Yeti.

by SwtValentine13 November 1, 2014


Yeti

A girl who is very ugly, an ugly thot, disgusting and just an overall unappealing.

Daquan: should i ask out Sydney?
Shemar: Hell no, she is a yeti.

by Drkrispy November 10, 2015


yeti

someone who can’t ski or snowboard

that guy is not good at skiing, yeah he’s a yeti

by captain_maple36 February 18, 2020


Yeti blowjob

When you suck a fat guys dick with hairy white pubs

I gave my sugar a nice yeti blowjob last night

by Roseballs June 1, 2022


It's Never Yetis

Only person that believes this is literally anyone named Jordan.

Jordan: Its Never Yetis. Even when it is. It's never Yetis

by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019


red yeti

were you stick your dick in the oven or something hot

shit i gave myself a red yeti1

by lime34 February 4, 2020


the best is yeti to come

A way to say that the glory days have past. Sarcastically making a play on the optimistic phrase “the best is YET TO COME” as in: No it’s actually not it’s already come and gone.

SARCASTICALLY naysayer JON rebuked every attempt Sid made at being optimistic - shooting down every thing he said got tiring for them both - defeated Jon chimed out well “ the best is YETI TO COME” now you see Sid replied - it’s all ending soon but just not soon enough .

by Istayyeti November 29, 2022