crumbs in bums

Freako sex game that involves: 1 loaf of bread, 2 bum holes, and a good aim. One must stretch open their bumhole while the other one tries to insert a small piece of bread into the hole from whatever distance.

Evan: Are you up for some fun tonight sweetheart?
Melissa: Oh yes, let's play crumbs in bums!

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Bread crumbs

The act of a midget masterbating by swiping his hand over the top of his penis

For example: chris (bread crumbs) all the time because he is afraid of jerking off correctly

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crumbed cutlet

It is a sandy vagina

sex on the beach results in a crumbed cutlet

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Butt Crumbs

Butt Crumbs are the small little particles of pubic hair and feces that fall on and around the toilet seat when going to the bathroom.

Why do you always have to leave your Butt Crumbs on the toilet seat after going to the bathroom? Please wipe them off the next time you use the bathroom.

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Scooby crumbs

bump or line of coke

My friend Johnny spends his weekends fucking russian immigrant hookers and doing scooby crumbs.

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graham crumbs

graham crumbs: what is left behind in the bottom of the toilet when people are in a hurry to shit and scoot in public restrooms or in the workplace bathrooms. typically practiced by men.

friend 1: aw man! someone left me some graham crumbs in the toilet again. i had to flush before putting the extra toilet sheets on the seat.
friend 2: dude, that's shitty.

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Butt Crumb

The little bits of poo left behind after a flush. Butt Crumbs will generally swirl around as the toilet fills, but often settle in the bottom eventually. Phantom Butt Crumbs also exist - they tend to show up after the toilet fills halfway, so even after you check there is still a chance they will show up. Butt Crumbs are most common after eating a big salad or Chinese Buffet, but also occur often during an illness.

also known as 'leavings' by those more cultured.

'dude, did you have a salad today?'
'yeah, howd you know?'
'you left a bunch of butt crumbs in the toilet'
'must have been phantom, i waited after the flush for like a minute.'

also 'when you came to my apartment, you left butt crumbs, in the toilet...Annie are you ok? are you ok Annie?'

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