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When you tell your mum your taking the dog out for a walk but you just shag it instead.
Mum I’m taking the dog for a bit of teddy time.
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When someone fucks someone wearing a teddy bear outfit with bear genitels.
Teddy petting is were one person fucks or is fucked by someone in a teddy
Bear outfit.
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Joint. Doobie being the hebrew word for teddy bear. Sewing a teddy bear would mean rolling. Hugging a teddy bear would mean smoking.
Dude, let's go hug some teddy bears!
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A clothing brand made by Ethan and Hila Klein (H3H3). It has bright colors and mostly simps wear it and think it’ll make them edgy and get them pussy but they just look dumb.
Person 1: “dude he has Teddy Fresh on”
Person 2: “what’s a simp he really thinks he looks cool in that”
Person 3: “omg he looks like a queer”
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A peanut butter and jelly sandwich made on a hamburger bun instead of bread. You have to eat two of them because they're very small. Goes good with chocolate milk and pretzels.
I like teddy bears with crunchy peanut butter and strawberry preserves.
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New York queer, who play cs, and photoshops people.
You're such a fucking Teddy <3
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a vagina, prefurably one with some pubes
"i cuddled with her teddy bear all nite long"
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