Alabama Left

To make a right turn

"Hey how do i get to the nearest beer store?"
"Go up a half mile, and hang an Alabama Left. You can't miss it."

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Left Testicle

The testicle no one likes. Its the one who always is slacking off while the right one does all the work!

Damn my left testicle keeps banging agains the right one. Now suck on it bitch!

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left-handers

Someone who smokes cannabis; a stoner. A normal cigarette is called a "right-handed cigarette" and a joint is called a "left-handed cigarette". This is a special code used to allow people to speak freely in public about their plans to smoke pot.

"It smells like left-handers in here."

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left hand

An extra hand God gave humans so that they could high five themselves.

Kid playing Counter-Strike alone: DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE THAT? I HEADSHOTTED HIM FROM ACROSS THE MAP!
*raises left hand and high fives it with right hand*
*cries*

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swerve left

To like the same sex. To be gay.

Guy 1: *asks anonymously on ask.fm* "What will you never do?"
Guy 2: swerve left...

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left on the scene

To be ditched, usually by a love interest.

Make a date with a girl, you show up at the restaurant...she never shows, you've been left on the scene.

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left turn

Arguably the most exciting part of watching professional racing.

"Yeah, so we were watching the Grand Prix yesterday when something amazing happened. You'll never guess. They made a left turn! Oh my god, that was exhilarating!"

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