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Toronto is so overrated by the my shit don't stink freaky looking big lip big eyelash chicks and the douche gym rat men who date them until they turn nuts or get pregnant when they were "supposedly" on birth control. Toronto is just "wish" Los Angeles....keep trying ladies.
I fucked this bitch from Toronto who was on birth control working at an abortion clinic who ended up magically pregnant and hauled my ass to court for support.... Toronto got all them crazy bitches!
A magnificent city in Canada which is known for mistakenly being identified as the capital of Canada.
NO, IT"S NOT THE CAPITAL OF CANADA.
Nigga: Yo homeboy, just got off a plane to Canada's capital, Toronto.
Homeboy: Whatchu say u fool!!!
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Los Angeles but take away the only reason people live there, warm weather, and then welcome to a huge dumpster fire of a city.
You could also say Toronto is watered down New York.
"Hey, where you from?"
"Toronto, I-"
"You're from Toronto? HEY GUYS, THIS GUY IS FROM TORONTO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
Believe it or not, Toronto is not the capital city of Canada, that would be Ottawa. Toronto is to Ottawa what New York City is to DC. Also, you can tell how Canadian someone is based on how much their pronunciation of Toronto does not sound like the word, a full Canadian says Churono instead. Being by far the most populous city in Canada, it’s honestly kinda boring, I mean they have a Canada’s Wonderland, but that’s it really.
American: Hey man, did you know that Toronto is the Capital City of Canada?
Literally anyone with a Google account: You seem like the kind of person who thinks Canada gained independence 3 days before America did
American: Wait, it didn’t?
pretty nice place. we have a lot of tim hortons.
"Hey man, I just came back from Toronto!"
"Oh, cool."
TWO WEEKS LATER
"Remember that time I went to Toronto?"
"Heheh, yeah."