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An extreme feeling of being Butt hurt & Touched at the same time. It is a feeling of being offended hardcore.
Rachel was hella butt touched when Allen said "I'm busy, can i ignore you some other time?"
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A device capable of being an arrogant piece of shit with a mind of it's own while also being able to be the coolest ipod yet.
Jimmy: "Hey, my Ipod Touch has a mind of it's own. It's a bitch.''
Elliott: ''What do you mean?"
Jimmy: "Well, the other day, the internet kept turning on and off so I threw it and it started working again, but i still love it''.
Elliott: "Cool now i want one".
Jimmy: don't throw it too hard, or i guess we will have to call it Ifucked.""
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Touch up: to hit or punch someone in a fight.
I had to give that guy a touch-up because he ran his mouth.
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When a opposing person gently rubs the tip of your pepe snout.This should make you go crazy.
I cant believe that prude girl gave me a pepe touch.My pepe snout must be sexy!
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when a male barber presses his genitals against your hand while it is sitting on the armrest when getting a haircut.
Derp: Today while getting a haircut the barber totally gave me barber's touch!
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Peter: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Teacher: Because you touch yourself at night!
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A game that allows the players to touch each other anywhere as long as they do not have a particular hand sign(crossing of the fingers).
bob: mary you wanna join purple touch
mary: lol sure.
bob: gotch ya! now am gonna feel that pu**y:)
mary: ok you got me
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