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Fuck Trophy

A childs car seat

I was gonna jump in the backseat and scrogg that Hoe but her fuck trophy got in the way!

by Mooseknuckles October 22, 2002

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Head trophy

The act of killing an opponent for sport and taking their head as trophy. Detaching it from the torso. See: headhunting

Most Slavic cultures and other East Europeans practiced barbaric acts like headhunting and keeping a Head trophy until the early 20th century.

by WorseThanHitler November 26, 2020

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Sex Trophy

Sex Trophy:

A Man or Woman ; commonly, in a marriage of convenience, and meeting the scale quotient '10'.
Educated professional flirtatiously marketing self; available for sex trysts. Most often with another fellow sex trophy tryster.

The sex trophy will schedule active tryster's into their day often a week in advance, then schedule their work day accordingly around them. Choice's are the morning before work, during lunch time, and evenings after work or while at work, as sex is their priority. Weekends can be and are often in the mix as well.

Attempting to tag a sex trophy has pitfalls, especially if you are not a sex trophy by definition even if you meet '10' on your targets scale. You will know if you do, though, you will be easily made as not understanding the rules considering your target will see their stable of trophy's everyday throughout the day. You will not have much time to make your move, which is one of those rules.

Example:

Slow Office Receptionist to hottie Co-worker: "The boss has been at lunch for over two hours now!"
Hot Co-worker: "Oh, he has a new 'sex trophy' in his stable, I wouldn't expect him back today." Understandably, but under her breath, hot co-worker says, "I'll make him forget that bitch next Tuesday."
Slow Office Receptionist stil dosen't get it.

by Che'Mar July 25, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pee-wee trophies

Noun

A cheap plastic trophy given to a young child that signifies no achievement whatsoever.

You kicked the ball! Yay! Have a trophy!

You failed to kick the ball and fell on your face! Yay! Have a trophy!

"My kid has stacks of these crappy Pee-wee trophies at home gathering dust..."

by IQuarent April 12, 2014

26๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mud Shark Trophy

A child of mixed race who has resulted from the often-unmarried union of a caucasian Mud Shark and a negroid Baby Daddy.

That white woman's half-black child who is following her around WalMart is her Mud Shark Trophy.

by CycloSarin July 17, 2010

116๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trophy side bitch

When your side Bitch is badder, hotter, sexier and more put together than main bitch. She's independent, in control and does her own thing, but she's willing to wait a short determined amount t of time to be main bitch and if it doesn't happen she's out.

Chris said "god damn this woman is so fuckin fine she ain't just a side Bitch she's my trophy side Bitch and one day she'll be my wife, I love this woman.

by Angelbabe78 August 25, 2017

36๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trophy Shelf Tities

Large breasts that do not sag, by sitting on top of a fat roll.

The turtleneck Natalie was wearing at the Christmas party really showed off her Trophy Shelf Tities.

by Rhinestone Tubs May 13, 2010

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