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When a chick gets on her knees and a dude pisses in her mouth. Then to flush, hold her nose shut and close her mouth so she has to swallow it.
Man I was getting some head and had to piss so bad that I decided to give this chick a turkish urinal.
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when a dude takes his cock and sticks it up another dudes asshole. then he fucks him so hard and fast that when he pulls out, shit slides out with his dick. is traditionally done by the pilgrims with pocahantus.
dude i totally just gave that chicken a turkish mudslide
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Hiding a cellphone in one's anus
Slipping through security I had to pull off a turkish telephone.
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When you Put Your Cock Into A Blender for a couple seconds to get an adrenaline high
Duuuuuude i just chopped up my dick while i was Turkish Smoothieing
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When u fuck your mom so hard, u die.
Dear Principal,
Johnny won't be coming to school today, last night he had a turkish abortion.
-Signed, Johnny's Mom
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A sexual term for the act of releiving one's feces onto the back of one's significant other, followed by a belly flop onto the pile of excrement, at which time the feces will be made into a nice flat patty. Also called a Flying Armenian Latke
While at the fetish convention, my friend Bobby nearly broke his lumbar vertebrae while getting an old fashioned Turkish pancake from his favorite gay porn star. He still had so much fun that he vowed to never wash his back again.
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when your vagina is so wet that when you touch it your fingers slide off.
pat had a really bad turkish fish, so scott couldn't rub her vagina
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