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A Book about Vampires that sparkle. They Fucking Sparkle. What the hell is that? after all; Bella looks like a Crack hoe & Edward has a potato shaped face. And whats worse? Have you noticed that throughout the whole books -especially the fourth- all they talk about is fighting, and then They talk it out! And the Fan girls. Twilight fan girls are the worst. And 80% haven't read the books,while,the other 20% just think Edward is hot. Thank you twilight, you have officially ruined Vampire Movies & Books. Vampires used to be bad ass. Now they Just Sparkle.
Twilight fan girl #1:"I broke up with my boy friend because I want Edward Cullen!"
Twilight fan girl #2: "I know! Oh my god! I cant wait until New Moon Comes out! But I'm Sooo Team Edward!"
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A derogetory or offensive term for a person who has homosexual-like interests or tendencies.
Some thing said or done by a man, that can be viewed by other men, as gay or faggoty
John: I think your curtains are cool
Dave: Dude, that was such a twilight thing to say.
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A very creepy book about how a clumsy teenage girl who has to choose between beastiality and necrophilia
Bella in twilight : The dead sparkly guy or the giant wolf ... its just so hard to choose!
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A book by Stephanie Meyer that every teenage girl obsesses about and has no literary value.
Twilight is about a girls choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
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a 4-book saga that has teenage females all over the world hopelessly addicted to the point where nothing else in the world matters and everything that happens in the book effects them directly
in new moon the second of the twilight books, when edward leaves, a hole actually will grow inside of you and you will feel empty and alone
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A book serie written by Stephanie Meyer, which is about how a vampire and a werewolf fall in love with a human. Some people are huge fans of this serie, though there are also some who think its rubbish. They think all it is, is a story about some ugly chick who cant decide whether she wants to screw a dead man or a dog.
I hope its not like Twilight
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Worst movie in the world. The books were okay, but then the movie twisted them beyond recognition. They suck, the love story sucks, the guys aren't hot, the girl isn't hot, they don't look anything like how they are described in the damn book, and for gods and goddesses sake.. VAMPIRES DONT SPARKLE!!!! Edward is a fairy, Jacob is a shapeshifting pussy, and Bella is a BIG hypocrit.
"IdiotGirl: *GASP* did you see twilight?!?!?! Edward is sooo gorgeous...
Me: Fuck no. its horrible. it will burn your eyes. it will revive your soul after i get you."
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