ur brother ur lover

The most devastating insult you could say to an individual. Worse than every insult known to mankind. Every time this is said to someone, that person will die.

Joe: Hey bro, ur mom gay.
Ken: ur dad lesbian

Joe: ur granny tranny
Ken: ur grandpap a trap
Joe: *takes a deep breath* ur brother ur lover
Ken: *explodes*

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ur mum

stupid insult used by dumass stoner townies when challenged by anyone

<cool person 1>"look at that dumass townie"
<cool person 2>"yeah what a kev"
<cool people> "OI UNTZ!"
<townie> Yeah i did ur mum last night she was well fat and crap.
<cool people> oh arnt we original
<townie> aaaaha ur mum

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ur face

person: today is thursday.
you: ur face is thursday
person: DONT QUESTION ME!
you: ur face is thursday and questions its self
person: ...
you: UR FACE IS A ...
person: ****
you:UR FACE IS A ****
PERSON: ...
you:...PERSON: ...
you:...PERSON: ...
you:...PERSON: ...
you:...
person: im hungry
you: UR FACE IS! MUHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!

ur face is a pinaple

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UR BAD

When some 1 has wronged you or made a mistake and you comment afterwards. In 1 context you are mocking them, in another you are just correcting them if they do not know what they have done.

Ebenezer: "Glenny drilla, y u walking into the wall like that?"

Glenroi: (No response, continues walking into wall)

Ebenezer: "Ur bad, silly guy, the ir sensors not working then?!?"

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ur cuteee

the definition doesnt matter, its a lie anyways

"heyyy, ur cuteee" "what does that mean? urban dictionary wont tell me."

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ur/mum

neo pronouns of a closeted pan sexual and transgender man that may also be cringe some of they might go by mumself or mumit

example #1

“hey ur hru”
“hey it’s mums”
example #2

“i go by the pronouns ur/mum or mumself/mummit”
“oh so you like wearing furry cosplay and eat the droppings (poop) of ur dominant significant other

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Ur mom

What all “da boyzzzz “ say or to “roast people”

Person 1: Hey I Have -

Person 2: Ur mom

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