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Milky and pasty mucus substance that ozzes from a women's Vagina.
I was down there playing around with her and Rob dipped into some of that vaginal yogurt!
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When you're fucking a girl, she pours gasoline all over your dick, she uses a match/lighter to ignite it, and you shove your burning cock into her pussy.
I was with Jessica last night and i had to go to the fucking hospital after we fucked. Turns out she is into Vaginal Cremation
When your girl is having her period and does not wish to have sex.
Man: hey babe, let's make sex."
Woman: "aw, wish I could but it's the vaginal sabbath."
when FABWAMBA men go on the computer to look at female vaginal areas.
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A robots vagina.
roy: I saw some great vaginal computers last night!
max: Wow d00d yous a fag!
A crooked vagina. Also known as VD.
Damn. She had VD?
No that type. I'm ok. Vaginal Distrophy. It was a bit askew.
Having your girlfriend/date/wife/ho save your seat/spot at a bar, concert or other public events while you go smoke or use the pisser.
Dave - "Hey, lets go grab a smoke."
Shua - "Daryl! Get your vaginal bookmark to save our table!"
When You have the fortunate opportunity to Nail more than one Snatch at a time but you Dont know where to start.
Joey was sat in a bar with his girlfriend who is keen to be taken back home tonight when Two lesbians catch him before his trip to the toilet and invite him back to theirs tonight for some "Fun." In the toilet he recieves a call from his ex saying that she wants him to come and fullfill her needs.
The Description of this puzzle going on in his head is called "Vaginal Crossfire"