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Similar to the sudden werewolf, but can be done on any night. During doggystyle, right before climax, bite your partner on the neck. When he/she whips around and asks, "WTF?!", shoot your man-milk right in their eyes (it'll sting like garlic). When they search blindly for a weapon, turn into a bat and get the hell out of there, Bela. Be home before sunrise.
Kristina had been giving me a hard time lately, so I decided a sneaky vampire was in order. Bitch tried to put a stake thru my heart.
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Cum Vampire or Cum-vampire
1) a woman who sucks cum out of a cock like a vampire drinking blood.
2) a woman who sucks cock with great enthusiasm
3) a woman who sucks cock with the express purpose of receiving a mouth cum of cum.
1) "She's a real cum vampire when she sucks"
2) "My wife was a cum vampire last night!"
3) "I'm a cum vampire- I can't seem to get enough!"
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Eating out a girl's pussy while she is on her period.
Dude! I was at a bar last night and I picked up this really skanky welfare rat, but it was so long since I scored I didn't give a fuck if I got AIDS!
And so I got her back to my place and I just had some strange self-destructive compulsion to eat out her pussy. But right in the middle mother nature paid a visit. But I was too drunk and I just kept going, vampire style! I don't know if she even noticed but she seemed to like it!
Dude!
It wasn't actually that bad. In fact I think I kinda liked it. I think I'm going get some goth gear. Maybe I can score with one of those fucked-up emo chicks who cut themselves… I bet they like a guy willing to go the extra mile!
Later dude...
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1. one who sucks all the heat out of your body because they are unusually cold
2. a person with insufficient body temperature which causes them to suck the heat from other people
"It's 70 degrees out, why are you shivering?"
"My girlfriend is a heat vampire."
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when you wave casually at this person as you walk by, they quickly walk over and slowly suck the life from your veins by telling sad story after sad story about why their life stinks, then they leave feeling happy and full of life while they have left you completely drained
quick here she comes, run away fast, she's an emotional vampire
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A Pure Vampire or Inheritor Vampire, are vampires that are born. They are born a human, but around their teenage years (13- 26) the vampire trait inside them are awakened by a chemical which is released in the body, and will start to make physical changes. The process of vampirism takes place during the late years of purberty, he Pure Vampire will remain looking the age of it's late teens or early 20s. A Pure Vampire has to have a vampire parent, or both parents can be vampires. Pure Vampires live to be around 350-400 years old. Inheritor Vampires are part of the Blood Vampire group, thus need to drink blood for energy.
The (Inheritor)Pure Vampire will live life as a normal human, intill the vampirism takes place. It will make physical changes in the body like sharper/longer fangs, eyes and skin become sensitive to sun light, and will crave for blood.
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A "toy" used by some couples during BDSM play for spanking. It is generally a black leather glove with protruding spikes that break the skin and cause bleeding during play. It is generally used by doms in BDSM relationships.
Joe: Why is your girl's ass black and blue?
Jim: I used the vampire glove on her last night
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