Very hard anal with John

When one decides to have anal with a close friend named John, commonly used as being gay but with the phrase “no homo”it will not be gay.

Homie 1:I’ve been thinking about having some very hard anal with John

Homie 2:bro what the fuck

dank you very much

thanking someone after receiving weed as a gift or a present.

Bill: hey Ted, try this rad bud.
Ted: dank you very much, my most excellent friend Bill.
Bill: rad
Ted: rad

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I'm very proud of you

A statement made to show overt indifference

Child: "Mom, I got an 'A+' on my test!"
Disgusted Mother: "did ya? Well I'm very proud of you"

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very hairy berry patch

Unshaven vagina with crabs.

That girl is so dirty i bet shes got a very hairy berry patch.

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Thank You Very Much

When somebody speaks for you and says something {invalid}.

Bob: Hey Jade when is your birthday?
Aaron: March 2nd
Jade: It's actually March third. Thank You Very Much.

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Very Nice, How much?

A common phrase used by people who want the Bill, after they have finished their meal at a Restaurant.

Married Man: Very Nice, How Much?
Waiteress: Excuse me?!?
Wife: What!
Married Man: I'm sorry, can I have the Bill?

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VERY INAPROPIATE GIF

ITSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RIGHT DOWN HERE
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
No, I'm never gonna give you up
No, I'm never gonna let you down
No, I'll never run around and hurt you
Never, ever desert you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
No, I'm never gonna give you up
No, I'm never gonna let you down
No, I'll never run around and hurt you
I'll never, ever desert you

LOL U THINK I WOULD DO THAT GET RICKROLLED VERY INAPROPIATE GIF LLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL GET DUNKED ON

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