Ugly bitch: you're kinda cute
Me: Tf you want? Ugly mother fucker
Tom Cruise: Colonel, did you order the Code Red?
J.A. Preston: You don't have to answer that question.
Jack Nicholson: I'll answer the question
Jack Nicholson: You want answers?
Tom Cruise: I think I'm entitled to.
Jack Nicholson: You want answers?
Tom Cruise: I WANT THE TRUTH!!
Jack Nicholson: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
cringe thing said in a webtoon boyfriends animation
what should’ve happened:
prep: want hot choccy
goth: kills prep
When someone is sees and immediately becomes attracted to someones big tits and feels like they want to go in a hot tub with them when your both naked.
Jason: Damn! Jessica has some big tits!
Colton: Yeah, I feel like I’m wanting a melon dip
nathan is a back stabbing fugly human creature who takes girls and rapes them in the booty hole. nathan has the power to take people virginity away in a split second but he’s a virgin still so. nathan gets high so every time u hit him up on snap he gonna get u and rape u. nathan wants moore of his ex gf becky but becky got a booty slapper and slapped him out of here now he’s begging to come back and now nathan just doesn’t want to be back
nathan wants moore
I am growing bored of this life
I want to be dead
This phrase is a sacred wild card held by men only to be used in the most dire of situations. These three words will successful defuse a direct vaginal ejaculation situation as well as any attack in reference to such an ejaculation. Tread carefully, if you use this phrase too liberally the female will catch on and destroy you.
F: Holy shit John did you just cum in me?
John: uh
F: Did you? *increasing anger*
John: “Want some Popeyes?”
F: yea can you pick it up