wedding cake

-Another term used for a BIG BOOTY!

Daaaaannggg, Bayli's got that WEDDING CAKEEE!

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Red Wedding

When a bride is on her period during a wedding and she bleeds through the wedding dress.

"Becky forgot her tampon on her wedding, again... Does every remarrying have to be a red wedding?"

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Wedding cake

Wedding cake is when a girl has an a** so nice you wanna marry her

Dam that girl's got a wedding cake im about to wife her up

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Royal Wedding

A day off work

Will: Hey, it's the royal wedding tomorrow, what're you going to do for it?
Harry: Probably head down the pub and spend the day catching some sun in the beer garden.

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Muriel's Wedding

Quite possibly the worst film on the face of this earth. Watching said film may cause the viewer to exhibit such symptoms as (but not limited to)

A general feeling of revulsion.

An instant hatred of all things beginning with A and ending with BBA

Violent projectile vomiting

Hatred towards the human race for ever concieving such a hellishly bad idea.

Uncontrollable self-combustion. (Yes, you will burst into flames and die if you watch this movie.)

Viewer: (Watches Muriel's Wedding)
Viewer: What's this strange hateful sensation in my gut?
(And then he explodes in a mess of red chunks.)

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Wedding minge

A Short term for somone who is sexually Aroused at a wedding by looking at Little children dressed up in smart Bow ties and other Formal Ware.

Guy1: Look at the Kid there wearing the red Bowtie!
Guy2:What are you A WEDDING Minge!?

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A Sentence of Weddings

The collective noun/phrase for more than one wedding

I'm feeling the pressure from my girlfriend, there's been a Sentence of Weddings in my circle of friends. I hate being 30.

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