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A slang term for the phrase "pedophile" that is used by a certain online gaming community.
"thats some winter map behavior"
"guys winter map is online"
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When, in the winter you got to pee and you are wearing two pairs of long underwear and heavy pants. Your fingers are freezing and when you try to get your frozen little dick out of your pants it doesn’t reach past all the clothing because it is a shriveled little joke.
I got to pee and I have a bad case if winter madness.
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The kind of nose you get after walking outside in the cold. It starts running as soon as you get into warm air.
Co-worker: Are you getting sick?
Walker: Nah, I just have winter nose.
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Opposite of Summer vagina. It’s when you get chapped down under all winter long.
“When the heater is on and the air is dry, all four of my lips gets dry, I call it Winter Vagina” -nobody
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1. The act of ejaculating on a girl's face and then pouring a glass of ice water on her face. Simply stating, "Welcome!" afterwards.
2. Also a beer brewed by Samuel Smith - seasonal of course. It's really good too, but not as fun as the first.
Let me get you some ice water so you can Winter welcome me Daddy!
Hey barkeep, a winter welcome please!
(This could be an example of both I guess!)
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Rob Winter is too epic for your mind to understand.
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Someone who hates and is afraid of the winter season, particularly, everyone who lives in Southern Ontario (especially Toronto), and gets all uppity and scared when a couple flakes start falling. Also, they have an innate ability to forget how to drive, and where the accelerator pedal is in their car whenever it's slightly snowing. Plus, they don't know how to use a shovel, and must call the army when a couple of inches fall.
Oh, it's being driven by a winter pussy from Toronto.
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