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A woman whose tubes have been tied and can no longer become pregnant. Similar to closing a cottage when the pipes are shut off because it will no longer be inhabited.
Hey, you and Kelly already have 5 kids...you thinking about having anymore? No chance, she was winterized last year.
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When a person's hair is so perfectly coiffed/gelled/hair-sprayed up that it stays in perfect position despite what you are doing. This is similar to Damian Lewis, who portrayed Richard Winters in Band of Brothers.
Dude have you noticed in band of brothers that Winer's hair never moves even after really intense battles?
Yea... Your hair is like that too. Its totally winterized.
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Winter is a BOSS BITCH you feel me 😏she the REALEST person you can ever meet she wipes her own tears and keeps a smile on her face she fears NO BITCH and stacks her bread 🍞 all these RATS wanna be her but they know they could never beat her 🥺 she smoke the opps in backwoods and stays lit😝
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Winterize is related to sork'd and refers to the business traveller that suffers a self-inflicted sork-ing: meaning that no one is buying or bringing them alcoholic drinks, instead they consume them all on their own and get smashed at a business event. Term originates from the northern activity of pouring chemicals into vehicles and pipes to prepare them for a long winter storage (nap), as "winterizing" typically results in a business traveller sleeping through the next day's meetings as they suffer through the Malaysian Flu.
Erin got winterized last night and is now suffering from the Malaysian Flu
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When you ask a girl to a school dance and he says yes then texts you later and says "I'm not sure I wanna go"
Caleb asked Winter to homecoming and she wintered him.
One of four seasons, starting on December 21st, and ending on March 21st.
It is widely enjoyed by kids, due to activities such as Snowmen-making, Tubing, Snowmobiling, and Skiing.
However it is widely despised by anyone above the age of 16, due to activities such as scraping a car's windshield clean of ice, dangerous driving conditions, and higher heating bills.
Plus it puts quite the damper on smoking outside.
Note: People who live in states such as California, Texas, Florida, etc., are usually shunned for complaining about this season.
*Little Timmy (age 8) runs up to his brother John (age 17)*
Timmy: HEY big brother!!! It's winter! Wanna go build a snowman?!?!"
John: Go fuck yourself.
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A term to refer to winter tires in Canada. Also see "summers".
It's going to be time to remove the winters from my car soon.
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