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A self inflicted burn or scalding injury caused by someone who can't cook attempting to do so whilst following the instructions of an online meal kit
What happened to you Bert, you've Burns all up your arms?
Its nothing. Just a Hello Fresh Wound
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a particularly accomodating wordGulp/word. One that a gentleman couldn't 'touch the sides' in.
"As he stepped away from his latest victim, it became apparently obvious by the way her legs lay, that he had indeed left more than one open axe wound on her corpse." - From the Diary of Jack the Ripper.
a product or process geared to or causing a cycle of self-reinforcing entropy or addiction
Stan found out sugar addiction was a self-licking wound, the more he got, the more he wanted. It was a hard way to learn the Law Of Diminishing Returns.
Refers to an aesthetically ugly face, belonging to either a man or a woman, a boy or a girl. The face may appear to have a deformity, but, in actuality, is completely natural.
Derivation of "sucking chest wound", a particular trauma localized in the lower abdomen when blood vessels constrict and "suck" in extraneous flesh.
He is suffering from a "sucking face wound".
Sally appears to have a "sucking face wound".
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"My girlfriend has the nicest wound that never heals"
"Who doesn't like a nice wound that never heals"
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a womens vagina. fish taco bearded clam cunt salmon canyon pink taco vertical smile
dude, your grandma had the nastiest hairy axe wound. look like she was chopped with a rusty axe
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A common expression that British subjects use for an overly horny man who would literally fuck anything with a slit, gash or hole in it. See Hugh Grant or The Prophet Muhammad.
I reckon that guy Tim is so overly sexed he would shag an open wound!
"That's right Andy, fuck everyone!" "You'de fuck an open wound if you had half the chance!"
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