Baby Yoda New

A very short measure of time.

I met you when you were baby yoda new.

Yoda Soda

Another name for the green colored, citrus flavored, carbonated drink also known as Mountain Dew or (Bartle skeet).

May I have another Yoda soda?

Yoda Hand

“One for the pink, one for the stink” -Brando

“Mmmmmm, good yoda hands you have! Bad does this smell!”

pink yoda

Any wrinkly, hairy piece of skin which resembles the head of Yoda, typically a male scrotum, or female genitals.

Watch out for Kevin, he keeps flashing his pink yoda today., Don't wear shorts which are too short or risk exposing your pink yoda.

The yoda

Paint hands green and soak them in water. boom Yoda is giving you a hand job.

I gave myself the Yoda last night

The yoda

Paint hands green and soak them in water. boom Yoda is giving you a hand job.

I gave myself the Yoda last night

The yoda

Paint hands green and soak them in water. boom Yoda is giving you a hand job.

I gave myself the Yoda last night