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apple cider

your best friend's crush's cum.

"Just tell him you want to make apple cider sometime."

by peepeepoopeoopppo October 20, 2019


Apple-saucin

Tea bagging after you have old man balls the size of apples

I walked in on grandpa in the middle of apple-saucin my grandma.

by Durty J November 8, 2021


apple knees

when you're you get so nervous you feel like you're knees are gonna fall off like an apple on an apple treeeeeeee

"hey, are you nervous?"
"no..."
"yes, you are"
"okay fine. how'd you know?"
" because you have apple knees"

by KIyayayayayaah March 2, 2018


apple cat

a dumbass thing me and my friends made up in 2017. It's literally like this giant apple with a cat face inside that runs really fast

omg!! is that an apple cat I see?! I didn't know what to put here so uh, hooray apple cat!!

by orange shark July 13, 2021


The big apple

its called the big apple(new york) because they produce sum big ass apples. OwO

Bob:Hey,Jim have you gone to the big apple, in new york?
Jim:No, bob why would I?

Bob:Cuz Jim they got some big ass apples!

by The big ass fucking apple September 19, 2018


appling

the act of managing or running Apple Inc.

"We'd be so much better at appling than Tim Cook."

by thateuphokid July 7, 2022


Appling

Someone possessing a repeated pattern of lying and using pathological narcissistic tendencies to control conquests. Keeps conquests in isolation to prevent being found out. Flaunts money to make up for other vast deficiencies. Prefers nonverbal communication and herbal remedies to help justify actions.

Rick can't seem stop lying to women, what an Appling.

by little richard tuna king December 7, 2021