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Mat day

Mat day (spelt as: MαΊ₯t dαΊ‘y) is a Vietnamese insult used to labell an individual as an asshole.

You all are mat days you arseholes!

by Kit Rat August 7, 2016

9πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


fucktrump day

November 7. Founded 2020. Annual American holiday, but celebrated by civilized societies around the world. Typically marked by street dancing, shunning xenophobia and ridiculing MAGA bigots.

What are you guys doing Saturday? Oh it's FuckTrump Day... we're going to a street party.

by Hoosierexpat November 8, 2020

9πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


whack day

Another nickname for Wednesday, similar to Hump Day.

Next Whack Day, everyone's getting together at my place for some Rum Punch.

by b and v August 1, 2007

9πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Singletine's Day

What single un-loved social losers call Valentine's Day.

Theo *his arm all over Teresa's back* : Happy Valentine's Day, ya'll!

Mark *Rolling his eyes and looking down to his Modern Physics book*: Singletine's Day for me, Theo!

by AAAAAAAO.OAAAAAAA February 14, 2019

9πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Women's Day

The 8th of March is the ultimate Simp's day. Simps from all around the world can come together to praise the one thing that gives them a reason to live without being judged. And that's women. They can tell them how precious they are, how beautiful they look and spoil them with presents. Spend all their savings on this exact one day in a year hoping to get even slight affection from the female gender.

John: Hey, have you seen Tim?
Mark: Yeah, he's probably buying flowers for Raechel.
John: What a Simp.
Mark: Nah, dude chill. Its Internation Women's Day remember?

by Flinki March 8, 2020

10πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


professional day

A "professional day" is a term used in often in Consulting and on Wall Street to suggest the worker will not be working a traditional 9 to 5 job, but will rather be working 8 to 6, 8 to 8, 7 to 7, 8 to 11, or worse. Outright saying that the individual will be working 10 to 18 hours a day would be illegal in many circumstances, so the term "professional day" is used to convey such a situation during employment interviews

employee: (leaving the office ~7pm)
boss: where are you going?
employee: (cautiously) home
boss: (indignantly) we work a Professional Day here, get this work done

by james10038 September 13, 2007

9πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Green Day

A pop punk band that started in 1989 with Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt and Al Sobronte then Tre Cool joined in 1991. Released 1039 hours and Kerplunk on Lookout! Before signing to Reprise in around '93. They were therefore labelled sell outs. They have since released Dookie, Insomniac, Nimrod, Warning, International Superhits!, Shenanagins and American Idiot.

Since they get called for it now I may as well talk about American Idiot.

Whether or not you like American Idiot please dont try to force your opinion on to others. In MY OPINION American Idiot is a good album. They did not sell out whilst making this album, they still had complete control over what they released and St Jimmy, Letterbomb and Homecoming are great songs.

Green Day may not be 1970 punk but they do have punk roots. If you disagree then fair enough, dont listen to them but dont try to bully others into thinking what you think. Green Day are the ones who got me into The Clash, Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Dead Kennedys, Bad Brains, Operation Ivy among others. I feel that they are a good intro to the world of punk.

Anyway like I keep saying if you like them great, also try the old punk bands. If you dont, fine, just dont try to bully others into thinking what you think.

Normal Person "I like Green Day"

Twat "Shut the fuck up, Green Day are fucking fags, there not fucking good, fuck fuck fuck"

Normal Person "Please stop, your embarresing yourself"

by Punkisdead June 15, 2007

15πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž