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Greg Abbott, the Republican governor of Texas.
Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.
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go piss girl (GPG) is a common term used in live chats to cheer the streamer who has to go to the bathroom common term used in live chats to cheer the streamer who has to go to the bathroom.
"Brb chat, I need to use to bathroom"
"Go piss girl!" x2,437
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To make a simple mistake, a schoolboy error. Taken from the terrificly silly act one can undertake if one fails to lift the lavatory seat whilst relieving one's bladder.
ORTON "Dufresne, if you want to indulge this fantasy, that's your business. Don't make it mine. This meeting's over."
ANDY "Look, if it's the squeeze, don't worry. I'd never say what goes on in here. I'd be just as indictable as you for laundering the money!"
NORTON "Don't you ever mention money to me again, you sorry son of a bitch! You've really pissed with the seat down now Dufresne. Solitary! For a cocking month!"
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When a member of the male race, usually in an alcohol enhanced state enters a foreign toilet either without light or is unable to find the light switch, he develops the innate ability to urinate with extreme accuracy,(in some case's more so than if he was aided by illumination), using only the sound produced by his strong and mighty stream against the unsuspecting water, and an initially well placed shot and thus pissing into the bowl while avoiding the walls much as a bat would fly around a cave.
Toilet guest one: Good news or bad news first?
Toilet guest two: Good
One: The toilet has heated floors
Two: whats the bad?
One: theres a leak and the light is blown
Two: ... Oh seams pissing like a bat isnt my forte.
One: o.0
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All I did was ask if I could borrow her minge for a wank, and she looked at me like I'd just pissed on her kids.
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when a person washes his or her hair with the sexual fluids of his or her partner
I ran out of Pert Plus so i got Danny to squirt some axle piss shampoo on my hair so i could shower.
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