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Like fools gold, fools porn is porn that looks really good. But due to the content which might be distressing or disturbing makes it impossible to jerk off to. Most commonly ntr hentai which for some reason has the best artists. Only fools think they can bust one out to fools porn.
"Dude I found a really good doujin but it was by ratatatat74." "Oh man I hope you didn't try to pull your pork to that. Its fools porn."
The act of downloading porn in order to lag the internet connection of your roommate.
Aw man I was trying to play a computer game last night, but the lag was awful because my roommate totally porn trolled me.
a better and funnier way of saying get recked
jason falls over
"get porned idiot"
porned (adjective): An adjective, that describes the porno variant of a movie, e.g. the porned harry potter movies
Have you seen the porned fantastic beast and where to find them? It was absolutly horrible. #porned
Originates from the band name Psychedelic Porn Crumpets. There are two likely definitions:
(a) Describes a pornographic or sexy crumpet; a crumpet that looks very appetizing
(b) A porn star. Crumpet referring to a sexy person (usually a woman)
(a) Hey Jerry can you pass me that porn crumpet?
(b) Mate, is that the porn crumpet from "Revenge of the Tentacles 3"?
When a porn star brushes their hair the day after a bukkake session!
Amber was shedding dried cum with her brush and the bathroom was covered in a Porn Star Snow Storm!
Making the music soundtrack of a porn movie just using your vocal skills.
Lenny was talking about moving a dryer for the hot neighbor. As he told the story, I laid down some porn scat to accompany it.