10 Second Rule

When you drop food on the floor but still want to eat it.
You have to pick the food up off the ground before 10 seconds. If it has went past the 5 second you must declare that it's went to the 10 second rule.

.10 second rule .Oh man tht was close almost had to go to the 10 second rule

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five second rule

If you can't last more than five seconds in a girl's pussy, your penis gets chopped off.

Man, that nigga busted in 3 seconds. He didn't ass the five second rule It's choppin' time.

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the 6 second rule

Basically this rule states that you have to take a shit within 6 seconds. If it takes you any longer than 6 seconds, it's considered a bad day. So you better start pushin!

Whenever I'm on the phone with my friend I use the 6 second rule so she doesn't have to wait very long.

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mario party rules

Mario party rules is a smoking game, you need alot weed a bong or two a mario party game on a nintendo console (64 works for me)
Now the rules are simple, pick characters, whenever you win a mingame a star or you win a box with an item coins or stars you pull a cone. Because you have to have a cone after you win a minigame you get ripped as you play thus making it harder or easier to win therefore getting a cone, Mario party rules works good when you want to smoke heaps but lack money therefore winning at MPR gets you quite baked

(Luigi) We played mario party rules last night, I won the minigame star happening star an coin star I was ripped way before we had a rematch,
(Wario) I hate mario party rules I pay the most an have the least!

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Alabama Curb Rule

A protocol for determining if a girl is ready for sexual activity in which the male places the prospective female on a curb and if her feet touch the ground then she's good to go.

'Dude, she looks too young for that.'

NOT ACCORDING TO THE ALABAMA CURB RULE!

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14-10 Rule

When a seemingly incompatible couple is married quickly, then subsequently announce that they are 14 weeks pregnant only 10 weeks after the wedding night.

“Did you hear about Jane and John?”
“The 14-10 Rule, many such cases”

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5 second rule

The window of opportunity for picking up food you dropped on the ground, dusting it off and eating it.

Person 1 - Drops sandwich
Person 2: "It's still good... 5 second rule!"

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