a poopy doopy shart bag that never shuts up about mcr & anakin skywalker
me: my house burned down, i lost everything
sam way/skywalker: that’s cool but have you seen this edit of anakin skywalker ??
Sam and Keira is a dream that is never gunna come true
Shahmi or most commonly known as Sam is the best representation of great leadership skill, knowledgeable individual and is well equipped with high IQ. Tho he may seem lazy at times, he refuses to spend is efforts on unimportant matters. He is the one people look to for opinions, inputs and advice. He’s there for you when you need him and will do his best to help you however he can.
Person 1: “I’ve been struggling with this problem and I have no idea what to do.”
Person 2: “Have you tried talking to Shahmi Sam? He usually sorts this out for you.”
Person 1: “I saw a girl being harassed yesterday but couldn’t do anything about it.”
Person 2: “Luckily Shahmi Sam was there to dave the day, what a hero.”
Chinese Sam is an individual who is often mistaken as another chinese man called Larry Tang. Sometimes as his relative. This can sometimes be amusing overtimes highly racist.
Chinese Sam is an individual who is often mistaken as another chinese man called Larry Tang. Sometimes as his relative. This can sometimes be amusing overtimes highly racist.
211 S Pine
Always watching
The fridge
Did you see that rustle in the bushes? That was sam heintz
A man who walks into nearby unsuspecting trombone and baritone sectional time usually works at a record label but nobody knows which one. May take videos of your crotch.
"hey whats your name?"
"sam seamore 007"