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In miffy terms, a sandwich is that in which two people say the same thing at the same tine. kind of like a jinx, but theres more to this. You are one slice of bread, the other person is the other slice of bread. This filling? *chuckles* well that sweetie is the statement in which u both said at the same time.
Sandwich can be spelt in many different ways! E.g san eich, san wich, sandeidb, sandeichs etc
Person 1 : omg guys shut up!
Person 2: zeukri is here
Person 1: zeukri is here.
Person 2: sandeichs?
Person 1: yes this is a sandwich!
a sandwich is a breakfeast, lunch or dinner food that consists of 1 or 2 pieces of bread (corn products will not be recognised as bread) that are not cooked whole, bread can be toasted and or the toppings however they should not be cooked together (grilled cheese, pizza and so on) if the item in question already has branding or recognition as a separete product it will not count as a sandwich (hotdog, hamburger, bagels, taco, burrito, and so on) sweet like products and dessert do not count as a sandwich (ice cream sandwich, cake, cheese cake, cinammon buns) however some items that do not follow sweets rule includes banana bread and milk bread due to the fact they are commonly used to make sandwiches thus are excempt.
items that are covered in breading do not count as a sandwich. (chicken wings, cheese sticks, onion rings, meatballs, chili cheese tops)
Person 1: Hey did you try that new Sandwich place on mainstreet?
Person 2: Yeah it was great!
The perfect end all be all of foods. It can be anything you want, PB & J? Yep! Tuna? You Bet! Coleslaw and Pickle? Absolutely! All it requires is 2 slices of bread and something in between.
Troy: I want a sandwich!
Narrator: Troy then procedes to make a Pickle and mustard sandwich because Troy is a waste of air.
A reaction word used as slang instead of saying damn or that sucks...etc.
Jesus: they done nailed me to a cross!
Guy who stopped to talk to Jesus while on his walk: Sandwich! Man... that is so sandwich!
A sandwich is usually used in reference to a dog; a progression of “such a ham” to “ham & cheese” to “ham sandwich” to just “sandwich”. It is also used in reference to someone or something super cute and perfect in every way.
*Sees dog*
“OMG look at that sandwich”
Or
To bae: “are you a sandwich?”
Bae: “oh course I am, I love you.”
The BEST food ever. You could put anything between two pieces of bread and it’ll still be a sandwich. Everything you would want in a food, no competition AT ALL.
Friendo: may I have a sandwich?
Other guy: ya dude
A sandwich is a food invented by humans that consists of two bits if bread, and something in the middle. A sandwich disappears after one use.
“Hey Johnathan! Steven made me a sandwich last week to celebrate the end of the week, wanna come?” Said Oogway
“Ok I’ll come! I hope they taste nice.” Said Johnathan.