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A variation of the Cleveland steamer where you pay for someone to preform said ask act in a rest stop parking lot.
You better watch out for those Sandusky cinnamon rolls, they're nice but kinda small and they cost $12.
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The controversial quote Optimus Prime is going to say in the upcomming Transformers Live Action Movie. The quote was submitted into the "Make Prime Speak" Contest and is currently by far, holding first place (Thanks to the YTMND Community) among a myriad of other crappy submitted quotes.
Some Flying Transformer Dude: OH NOES!!! I'M UNDER HEAVY FIRE!!!
Optimus Prime: Do a barrel Roll! lol
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The situation in which you go down on a girl during her period, cover your face with her "juices", let them dry, and peel them off, only to eat the hardened product.
Kevin saved Martha's fruit roll up in the fridge.
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You rape someone, and you roll off in your car.
OMG teh rape n roll happened to me, and my butt hertz. He's hiding in his car.
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To quote Bill Haley, who prety much invented rock, it is volatile mix of country and pop. At least, originally it was. It has its roots with black R&B dudes and folk singer type guys. Then white people started mixing it with country & pop (see above), and it started to become rock 'n' roll. Starting in the mid '50s, people such as Chuck Berry, Buddy Holly, Elvis Presely, and others created a whole new genre. In teh early '60s, surf bands like the Beach Boys and others started chaning it a bit. y the late '60s, it started to lose sight of its purpose. Hippies started transforming it from realtively short and fast songs into long, slow, boring songs about God-knows-what. By the '70s, bands like the Ramones starting to bring it back to its roots, only with a harder edge. Around this time, metal was created. Metal is hardly rock. Then it got pop-ified in the '80s, then it transformed into a bland, repetitive, boring commerical music in the '90s, finally being pashed out of mainstream society by metalheads and ganster rap people.
1. Lou Reed is a great writer. His song, Rock 'n' Roll, is a great song.
2. The Ramones saved rock.
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A phrase used to put someone in check after a rude or illogical comment.
"Slow Your Roll" Example
Girl to Coach: Does this student trainer know what she doin'?
Student trainer: Girl you need to slow yo roll, you must not know that I work here. I'M GROWN!!!
Girl: I didn't expect that.
Now "Grown Trainer": I bet you didnt...now get outta my class!
Class: oooooh
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Slang for a woman's asshole. Can be used to discreetly ask for anal in a sexy way, or to see if a girl is DTF
Him "Heeyyy gurl, can I see ya camera roll later tonight?"
Her "Sure thing babe, lemme wash up before I come over"
Him "Dude Mia Khalifa is so fucking hot"
Other Him "Yeaa bro, you see her take it up the camera roll yet?"
Him "Hey, may I please see your camera roll?"
Her "Why? I mostly just have dog pictures on there."
Him "Oh, ok that sounds boring"
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