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You shove cranberrys into a girl's pussy until you can't fit anymore when shes on her period (for the extra sauce) and then add your homemade whipped cream (your delicious creamy semen) and it eat it out like its cranberry pie.
"Ts (this) cranberry pie cramming method works so well for my pies..."
When you smear pizza on your girls asshole then lick it off
Last nights ass pie tasted like shit
When you're filling up your gas tank with the trigger locked, the tank fills full but some spills out because you filled her up too much. Often results in your car giving birth to Power Wheels™...
Billy busted a pump-cream pie on his car nine months ago, made his shoes smell like gas. Saw his car on MTV last week, looks like she's having Hot Wheels. What's wrong with kids these days.
The act of packing cocaine underneath the foreskin of your penis, followed by dipping the head of the penis in cocaine once more, and then engaging in vaginal or anal intercourse until reaching climax while creating a numbing-high sensation for the female partner.
Ricky gave me the wildest Memphis Cream Pie last night I swear I almost fainted it was so good!
When your female partner collect your sperm with her mouth spitting it into muffin batter and bakes for a delicious snack.
After you cum in my mouth I am going to make a muffin tissue pie.
The easy profits made from a borrowed canoe.
Josh always uses his friend’s canoe for paid expeditions. He says making money is “easy as canoe pie.” Josh is dumb. His friend is dumber.
A term used in the central United States to describe dropping your pants and defacating on the hood of a car, specifically a luxury car.
"I gave a petticoat pie to the driver of that Lexus who double parked in front of the grocery store."