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When someone sets you up with a joke with a perfectly hilarious and obvious punchline, and you get so excited that you jizz all over your face and ruin everything.
"Other Dave: You should put some yogurt shot in there and hit up that trendy froyo place. Show them who's boss."
When you want to have a chill night and not blackout. You say, “I’m only going out for 2 beers no shots”. Which inevitably leads to you blackout the F out. Every single time.
Man 1: wanna drink tonight?
Man 2: sure, but I’m only having 2 beers no shots
Later that day….
Man 1&2: absolutely sideways.
They are probably one of your best friends and someone you can tell anything to and trust with your life. They are the person that would do anything for you and always keeps you strong and is kinda like your battle buddy (meaning whatever you do/go that's what they're gonna do also). Your 'Shot Buddy' ultimately is most of all the person who won't let you drink alone (because that's just sad) and will always be there to look at you and say "If you take it I will".
Becky saw Zack taking shots by himself at a party so she went and took them with him, they became shot buddies and now bestfriends.
Any of a number of mixed-drinks using your partner's, your friend's, or your own genital fluids in its composition.
Is this a fun shot? It tastes a little off!
Getting drilled from the back by your wife.
I got panda shot by my wife twice last night.
standing 2 feet away from a womans vagina and cum straight into it
I got my sister pregnant by a chrome shot. I'm screwed!
Monro is a style of 8 ball pool gameplay strategy. The Monro philosophy is not one of winning but instead at any available opportunity, even if detrimental to yourself, completely tuck up your opponent by snookering them.
Steve - Oops, oh well that looks like a nice easy shot for you there!
Alex - *Decides to ignore the easy shot and snooker Steve instead*
Steve - … Did you have to play a Monro shot like that?!