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A YouTube video that plays the Portal Radio loop for 10 hours, After 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds, The radio loop is interrupted by a half naked man who states "Time to do some push ups." He proceeds to go through a workout routine while simultaneously ripping ass. I mean actual butt hole destruction, like he makes lawn mower sounds from his ass.
Tom: Time to listen to my favorite video Portal Radio 10 Hours, I hope a man in his underwear doesn't interrupt 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds in! Imagine if something happened to Portal Radio 10 hours 5:18:48:14 in!
King of Ass Ripping: J ͖̠̖̘̇̑̀͝o ̖͈̜͉̾̓h̴͉͂̇́n̴̞̲̣͓̕ ̟̐̃̚͜D ̱͌e̶̯̣̭̍̒̋͂ȩ̵̘̥̪̓̐ŕ̶͖͚̱̹͊ ̭̀̍̃͝T ̯̗̫̭͊̅͘r̶͕̾͐̎͠ã̶̝̖c ̧̄t ̰̻̌͑o ͍̂̃͂r̴͖̙͑̌ͅ ̵͕̎̓̈́Ă̵̦̰͐S̴̞̪̚͜ͅM̴̯̯̾̊R̴̦̘̤͐͐͛̀
Tom: GYATT!
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In a “5 Star Dive Bar” you will find a diverse and unique clientele that come from all walks of life. Additionally you will find fun bar games like darts and pool as well as trivia and karaoke nights. But once all these fun activities have been combined they generate a cool subculture vibe that anyone would enjoy. A “5 Star Dive Bar” will offer inexpensive drinks like Miller High Life and PBR for $3 or well liquor for only $4 all day long and the prices will always feel like happy hour. The bartenders at these types of establishments are fun loving and can make you a modern or classic cocktail done the right way for a reasonable price. The bartender will engage with everyone because they are used to the colorful clientele that ranges across all types of people. These types of bars show you that great doesn’t have to be complicated or expensive to enjoy.
The term “5 Star Dive Bar” was first used by Sherwood’s in Jacksonville, Florida after major renovations took place due to damages incurred by hurricane Irma in 2017. The entire establishment may have gotten a face-lift but the heart and soul remained intact.
Description:
- Smoke Free
- Non-sketchy environment
- Clean restrooms with actual toilet paper
- The bar doesn’t smell like a sour mop
- Food on the menu you’ll actually enjoy
- Decor is free of naugahyde, carpet, wood tone formica and/or cinder blocks
- Good music
- Good vibes
- Good people
- “Come as you are” type of attitude from the bar staff
“Hey Honey, this is a real 5 Star Dive Bar! We won’t have to burn our clothes because there won't be the smell of smoke on us tonight when we get home.”
“I’m hitting the local 5 Star Dive Bar tonight, they’ve got live music from a local band!”
“No man, I'd rather go to the 5 Star Dive Bar! At least they have good prices!”
annoying monke anime sex lover
Brian 5-E got a 0, AGAIN.
exactly like the word says. a girl so perfect in every way that under a "rating", she would be given 5 stars.
A checklist as follows:
-LOOKS (ex. cute smile, killer body, & pretty face.)
-PERSONALITY (ex. assertive but kind-hearted & fun loving.)
-GOALS (ex. reasonable hopes & desires that put good skills to good use.)
-INTELLIGENCE (ex. has an average IQ of 100 & above)
Megan Fox would be a 5 star girl minus the toe thumbs and so would Tyra Banks minus the forehead.
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When you put 20 dollars plus 5 more dollars down on cocaine. The extra 5 dollars ensures all the others only putting 20 down will not get your share of da good stuff.
Man, I had to start puttin 5 on a twenty to keep other people from claimin my sh!t
Masturbating under a short time limit, usually five minutes. The term is shorthand for 5 minutes with 5 fingers.
We had to leave the party early. After making out with that dyme I had to 913, so I ran into the bathroom for 5 with 5.
A downer drug that makes one totally loosely goosey until they inevitably end the night passed out by the sidewalk.
Rebecca: I took some happy 5 last night
Amy : omg how was it?
Rebecca: idk man, all I remember was reading a text when I woke up this morning from some rando saying “thx babe for last nite”