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Things that go against how Americans live, especially historically.
ie professionalism is being fake and America hates liars. Paperwork is anti-fighting and Americans love fighting and watching it. Cussing is freedom of speech and there's lots of sailors in america. Feelings tend to be absent of reason and logic and in america we believe in evidence not defense.
So some un-American immigrant was offended today that i called him a little communist propaganda machine. Response: Good to to hear you're taking the offensive, all these "poor me's" on the defense are un-American.
The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.
"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
When a foreigner(female) who loves American culture (baseball, burgers, hotdogs, big boobs, beer) moves to America and is enabled and encouraged to exhibit those stereotypes.
"Bro I have a huge americanization corruption kink, I'm gunna visit Japan to try and find a woman with an american fetish"
"Dude wtf just download tinder-
The act of taking bowling hot soup (normally chicken noodle, egg drop, cheese and broccoli, etc.) and pouring it into a females vagina, then eating it with a spoon. The sound produced by the female after having this performed is similar to the Guanaco, which is an animal native to south america, hence the name South American Soup Bowl.
Ethan: "I heard you gave Sally a South American Soup Bowl last night."
Carson: "Yeah, she told me that she will put my penis in a zippeh as revenge."
Something that I'm grateful every day for not being
- There's so much shit going on in Massachusetts oh god
- Damn I'm grateful every day that I don't live there nor am I American ^^
Someone from the United States.
Being from the Americas doesn't make you American. Languages change.
ignorant, dumb, fat, and selfish things (, who care a lot about themselves and think they're the best).
Hi, I am American so I don't know basic things.