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A US citizen who is most likely over 300 pounds and eats lots of McDonald’s
American: want to hang out sometime?
Canadian: no, you have Americanitis, go lose some weight
American: ok :(
1. A beautiful frog that is often times explained as fat, or a god of some sort.
2. A frog that Constantsmile the youtuber loves and uses for memes much too often
OMG IS THAT A american pixie frog
An absolute lad, he storms over all mortals and will one day rule us all.
Person 1: Holy shit is that an American Pixie Frog?!
Person 2: It is 😳
When a foreign man ejaculates his man fluid inside his American mating partner.
Jose; I totally baked a pie with a girl named Jennifer last time I was over the border
Miguelo; OH, you mean an American pie.
Person 1: Do you know the school 'American International School of Bamako'?
Person 2: Yes! its a school, yolo
When you are giving two dudes a hand job on either side of you and they both cum, “washing” you.
Last night I gave Tom and Andrew an American Car Wash
When you get shit on your balls during missionary and bring yourself up dragging your balls across the face from the chin up.
Slipped out of my girl last night but instead of going back in I accidentally gave her some American War Paint.