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National bend your gf over day!!!
Boy: Heyy babyy, Go ahead and bend that shit over
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April 4th is national bend your gf over day!!! So boys go up to your girl and get some ass!!!
Oh look it’s April 4th only the beautiful and smartest girls are born on this day ,
And if you’re names Anna this is especially and only for you
Omg happy birthday it’s April 4th have a nice day Anna
Shove your abnormally small friend into a fridge day
April 4th
Hello small friend you will be shoved into a fridge
All women April is to support and celebrate all women throughout April and their struggles
Girl:All women April is coming up
Boy: what’s that
Girl : it’s where you support all women and their Struggles
day to have hace alone time when you and your partner 69 and you stick a finger up their butt
friend: did you guys april 26th?
guy: hell yeah we did.
Here is one of the days where you can have an extra birthday but your gift is free sex. Anyone you want.
You: “Hey guess what!”
Someone: “What?”
You: “It’s my birthday!”
Someone: “Your birthday was..”
Me: “Shh, it’s April 26th.. So let’s head to my house ;)”
The day a awesome dude was born.
Its April 26th: boy 1
It should be a national holiday: boy 2