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Fortune cookie

Sexual position for females or males

Fold her in half and break her like a fortune cookie.

by Von Chickenfoot March 11, 2017


Cooky (Captain Cook)

The best bloke in the world. He smiles while playing drums and does anything for his mates and family. He loves to captain his boat and band. Can party hard and loves a Cook. Won’t let anyone sleep while over the kitchen is open. Cooky is an abbreviated version of Captain Cook.

You see someone partying hard. And you say to your mates. “Is that Cooky (Captain Cook)
The drummer from a band is smiling while he drums so you call him Cooky (Captain Cook)
You see the captain of a boat switch over to the second battery to keep the cook going for his mates party, the boat doesn’t start so you call him “Cooky (Captain Cook)

by DeadEyeDano April 20, 2023


Fortune Cookie NEWS

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.

Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".

by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022


Tropi-Cookie

a fruit like cookie, taste like a fruit looks like a cookie.

"do you want an apple?" "No, i'd rather have a Tropi-Cookie!"

by The man that made Tropi-cookie November 24, 2021


i need a cookie

a phrase used when a women is in their menstrual cycle.

I need a cookie” = “I need a pad

by oroe_ September 6, 2023


shanghai cookie

When a woman is performing anal cunnilingus, while simultaneously robbing you from behind your back.

That goddamn hooker gave me a Shanghai Cookie! She ate my ass and took my wallet!

by Deadard Stark September 25, 2021


No Cookie March

No Cookie March, or shorten it as NCM You cant eat cookie on march until end of march, This mean you cannot see cookie, No eating cookie for whole march, Everyone wont eat cookie, this is challenge to show Cookie's Pain for whole march

Noah: hey did you fail no cookie march
Felix: Yes
Noah: What a idiot, never eat cookie again.

by Parasouth December 4, 2021