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UD editors that reject legitimate slang terms posted in compliance with all UD guidelines for no other reason then they are complete Douche Bags!
What happend to the UD definition you submitted Bro? Got me. Got rejected by some UD Douche Editor.
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Someone who suddenly and without warning, enters an area such as a party, and immediately ruins the mood for everyone else.
The party was really great, until that douche ex machina John showed up and started acting like an asshole like he always does.
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Usually a member of the Millennial generation, this individual grew up receiving participation awards and high praise. However, as an adult, this individual, who was raised under the impression he was special, now feels shame and envy for not being able to succeed in a capitalistic society.
Jimmy's parents told him he was a special boy who could have anything he wanted, even through he was in the bottom quartile of his class. Jimmy, now an intern at a corporation, is angry that he can't have the president's parking spot and monthly bonuses. After all, he has been working there for 3 months and his mom says he's the best. Jimmy is an ass douche bag.
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1. When a person has reached their full potential of douchebaggery.
2. When a particular room or region has been filled to it's maximum amount of douche bags.
1. "Man did you see the way Kevin treated that chick? I'm pretty sure he's reached maximum douche capacity"
2. "Dude this party is full of douche bags. I'm pretty sure we've reached maximum douche capacity. One more and it's possible the room will explode"
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A middle aged white guy with daddy issues and a tiny penis, so he has to take out his issues on everyone by being an arrogant ass-bag. Usually a racist, but will piss pants if confronted by a black guy.
I saw a bald douche bag in a hummer today.
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To be a "Douche Bag Dave" is to be totally ignorant towards anything in the world that means anything important. A person who fits this description will say things like "can I fist your girlfriend" and will believe anything you tell them until they go look for what it was and finds out that you were fucking with them, and yet finds it funny.
Dave: " hey dude can I fist your girlfriend"
Dude: why are you such a douche bag dave?
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Cartoonishly over sized or adorned glasses, generally possessing some obnoxious tint. Usually worn at night and accompanied with an insane amount of cologne and loud broken english.
"Did you see that idiot over there in the Eurotrash Douche-goggles?" "See him? I can smell him!"
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