Bush-Meat

A type of girl that usually has a very very hairy vagina that picks one certain man out of a group of people and does everything she can think of to try and get that guy to fuck her by the end of the day.

"That girl that kept following me around all day was literally bush-meat."

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Keppel Meated

To cheat someone by making them pay too much money for something, to deceive someone.

My friend and I both ordered the same meat tray at the local butcher, his was twice the size, I was keppel meated!

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meat wafer

The flakey bit of skin in between a women's legs after prolonged time after splooge has been deposited in said area.

"Mate, I smashed her last week and she's still carrying a meat wafer in her gusset. She needs to dispose of it."

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meat blunt

A blunt made out of meat

Melanie is smoking a dank meat blunt.

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Clown Meat

It tastes funny

Had some Clown Meat the other day, tasted funny as always

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Meat Goatee

When someone is eating a pepperoni stick and the end nub hooks onto their lower lip creating a meat goatee.

You're meat goatee is coming in well

Are you going to finish that meat goatee

Girl: Whats that on your lip
Boy: You mean my meat goatee. Is it too gangster for you?

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meat gripper

a term gay people use to describe touching there penis

yoo dude i got my meat gripped by this hot dude last night

ex. meat gripper

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