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When a virgin guy is trying to have sex with his girlfriend without very much success. After poking around for quite a while the girl becomes fed up and grabs the man's dick and stuffs it in her vag.
Girl 1: Yeah I had sex with Jason
Girl 2: How'd it go
Girl 1: Not well at first
Girl 2: Why is that
Girl 1: Because he couldn't find the right hole, so I had to snatch n' stuff his dick inside
Girl 2: Ooooohh *snickers*
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The act of deep throating someone then pulling it out and puting a oil based lubrication and quickly shoving the lubed up penis into the anal cavity of the deep throatier.
Alec- I Hung out with Courtney
Blake- What did you do?
Alec- We Gag n' lubed!
Blake- next time call me
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When you bend down leap frog style and start croaking while your partner shoves a juul in your ass.
Hey bro you gotta slip n vape this mango juul pod bro you’ll totally get buzzed
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When your done busting your load, you leave as soon as possible making up whatever reason you have to to abondon the chick
I had to give that beezy the skeet n skirt last night.
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Usage of "Shit-n-Shit" is similar to that of the word N shit. It is just another way to end a conversation; however, using this word it is a lot funnier, plus it implies more than just N shit. (Twice as much).
Also "Shit-n-Shit" can be used to describe: items, activities, or just about anything you can use the word shit for.
Guy 1: Hey are you busy?
Guy 2: Yeah I got a lot of stuff to do.
Guy 1: Alright, have fun with that Shit-n-shit.
Guy 1: I feel like the mafia!
Guy 2: The mafia does do Shit-n-Shit like this so it is understandable.
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The act of using mouth rinse when running late instead of brushing, normally on your way out of the house, often just spitting the rinse into a potted plant or outside in the grass while entering your car.
Guy1: "Forgot to brush! My mouth feels like I've been licking Amy Winehouse."
Guy2: "Dude you're lucky you have a hotel size Scope in your hand."
Guy1: "I know right? Splash N' Dash. Cheers. "
(Guy1: *Splash N' Dashes*)
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The act of using a giant fleshlight while simultaneously taking a monumental bowel movement
Alright fine, I'll play some Mario Party. Just let me go pump n' dump first
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