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"hey rob, come okn over for some of my year old arizona green tea"
Old man in colontin who follows lil kiddies home to rape them he is a famous porn star
You are a “sketchy old man following kids”
Do you know that creepy uncle? Him!
You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird!
You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird! Such a creepy crusty dusty old man!!
Veronica hadn’t done anal so Roger used his fingers and tongue to take her on a stroll down the old dirt road.
An act of making love to some ones old sea ridden bones.
Said when a mistake is made or when someone tells you some shocking news.
"well Fuck my old sea bones"
"I didn't just.... AH fuck my old sea bones"
Have you seen Luke lately? Yeah, he’s been eating old asshole off the street, I really hope he changes his ways…
This is for females:
When 11/12 year old females haven't started their period yet... BUT are so flippin' excited because their tits are finally hangin' out! Shoot yea!
Tania was looking at her body for signs of pubic hair or breasts in the shower and when she got out, she 'examined' her 'boobs' in the mirror. To Tania's great excitement, she saw honest to goodness 'baby' breast! With all the joy that had overcome her she ransacked her room looking for the training bra grandma sent her last christmas! She was so joyful because, she was the first girl in her grade to wear a training bra! Her secret crush Harvey was sure to notice tomorrow at school! She wanted to be the first to tell him her 'tits' were hard, after all, he told her when his balls dropped! 'Maybe we can go out to the woods again and examine each others bodies, just like we did last summer!', she thought to herself.
WOW! Tania had finally gotten her 11/12 - year old upgrade!
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