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verb. Preparation or conditioning your body for large amounts of alcohol consumption by consuming alcohol on a ramp-up schedule over a long period of time.
Dani B. (Morning after) Beer at 30 is not like beer at 22...
Jonny B. I feel fine. You should work harder on your beer conditioning.
The single beer everyone in the room drinks because everyone wants to drink a beer but noone wants a whole one, or it is in fact the last one. This beer is typically drank over the course of a couple of hours as it was rendered warm near instantaneously.
" I don't want a whole beer so we will make this the couch beer and pass it around."...or... " if that is the last beer make it the couch beer so that we can all have some!"
When you are still drunk the morning after and you don’t wanna start drinking again.....yet.
‘Hey broski, you gunna get that $8 IPA’ ‘Nope, I got beers to clear’
When a woman gets a yeast infection after getting eaten out by a beer drinker.
I accidentally gave my girlfriend beer beav after chugging Natty Lights all night.
Associated with Will Ferrel’s son. The process of stacking empty cans of beer to use in a sexual act.
Dude did you beer tower her again?
The friend who buys rounds of beer for the table, or always shows up to events with a case of beer in hand.
Do we have beer for flip cup? Where’s beer daddy?
Beer daddy is here! (Spoken while carrying two pitchers of beer to the table)
When you want to have a chill night and not blackout. You say, “I’m only going out for 2 beers no shots”. Which inevitably leads to you blackout the F out. Every single time.
Man 1: wanna drink tonight?
Man 2: sure, but I’m only having 2 beers no shots
Later that day….
Man 1&2: absolutely sideways.