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When the corona virus pandemic ends and you’re out having sex with a random woman you picked up, you drop a massive load in her mouth and make her swallow only to tell her that you recently recovered from Covid-19. She then remembers that viruses remain in a mans semen long after it has left the rest of his systems. She ultimately gets the corona virus and is out of commission for a few weeks.
“Dude last night I found a hunni and gave her the Cor-bone-a
The art of boning strangers once you have had sex with everything you know. In other words, whoring around and getting aids. Good life.
Holy shit, she had sex with everyone here in Detroit. She must be stranger boning now.
Damn that sucks, I already gave her 2 stds.
O shit, I got it from you then!
Varies on level of hornyness -
1. (Not horny) - A gentle kiss down the spine of your partner’s nose.
2. (Horned up) - A tactic used when eating your girlfriend out where your nose is pressed on her clit whilst using a side to side motion.
“Hey look at those two hoes boning!”
“Yeah man i heard he was nose boning her!
Kissed her gingerly right down the front of her nose!”
OR
“Hey look at those two hoes boning!”
“Yeah man i heard he was nose boning her!
Made her cum while his nose disappeared into her clit!”
A person with a hard penis in throat, yoddling a melody.
Shut the fuck up you bone yoddler!
Having weak ass bones cause none of y’all pour up 24 oz of whole milk like my sturdy ass does.
Quit drinking ramen water sodium bones
Chill out, take it easy, relax
Settle down Wild Bill, relax your bones.
When you having an absolute furthest with your girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse, partner, wife, husband, half bother, half sister, 2nd cousin from the south on your birthday.
damn bro, my gf texted me she would surprise me with a birthday bone.