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This is the common phrase for the Jasminda falls in the shower and eats her dog
Lol @Jasminda you just got #dick in your mouth
A person who if their mouth is moving, they are lying.
Someone who lies with their mouth.
He was being a liar mouth.
Pleasing to the mouth. It's basically just a 360 back to regular candy.
Person 1: I love this candy, it's literally mouth candy!
Person 2: No shit?
A person who thinks they are better than everyone else. They think they deserve respect. They also think they know everything about you before they even know you :)
How’s that guy you dated?
Addison? Oh yeah, he’s a real cock mouth
When you go down on a girl with a full on 70's bush and get a mouth full of hair when trying to perform oral sex on her.
Walt: Hey Rick, how was your date with Betty last night?
Rick: Yeah, I went down on her and got the full mouth floss!
According to very very VERY accurate history books, having the audacity to fall asleep with your mouth wide open, not caring who sees you, is how Alpha Aztec warriors showed dominance over Betas. Like, for real, for real
The older, more experienced Aztec Warrior, sleeping w/ mouth open, to intimidate the lesser Beta male ( Often considered pretty)
When you fuck your wife in the ass and than immediately pull out, stick your cock in her mouth, than back in the butt, than back in the mouth!
Hey guys! I did the butt-mouth, butt-mouth, butt-mouth DONE last night with the wife!