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1. A pocket located within one's douche to store nuts for the winter.
2. A 64 year-old Portuguese woman who swallows rabbits and fingers pineapples in her free time.
Ex: "You must have loads of nuts stored, your douche pocket is excreting heaps of enflamed retards."
Ex: "Look at that old woman violating a pineapple. What a douche pocket!"
A metaphor for one's mental state in which the hand that one was dealt resembles "pocket 2's," where it is sort of interesting, but not going to win unless given help.
I was given pocket two's for these last three years. But I won with such a lousy hand, so it's all good.
When someone pranks somebody else by making a 'farting chair' and the person 'farts'.
Man, can you believe what Bethany did to Samantha! She totally got a Pocket Sit Down!
high wasted bottoms over taking ur gut
happy hour nachos are full of gut pockets
ya fatty, we see, notice, point, but still smash
Paying someone under the table
They added money to their buddy pocket to get things done under the table.
A pocket to pocket come from the description of a woman's pubic hair, which when left unshaven for a long period of time, will stretch from one pocket in her pants to the other; in other words, a GIANT f'ing bush.
Will: "Hey Matt, you hear about your mom's pocket to pocket?"
Matt: "What are you talking about?"
Will: "Your mom has the biggest bush ever, it stretches from pocket to pocket"
Matt: "Fuck you"
A man who was so hungry stole a steak during dinner wrapped it up in paper towel and put it in his suit inside pocket and then munched on it during chapel
Pocket steak could strike again at any time. Watch out for your meats or else he’ll slurp them up