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Do you know that creepy uncle? Him!
You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird!
You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird! Such a creepy crusty dusty old man!!
An act of making love to some ones old sea ridden bones.
Said when a mistake is made or when someone tells you some shocking news.
"well Fuck my old sea bones"
"I didn't just.... AH fuck my old sea bones"
Veronica hadn’t done anal so Roger used his fingers and tongue to take her on a stroll down the old dirt road.
No it is not it is a pre-teen going to the teen stage
I’m not a kid no more bob so is a 12 year old a kid still no he isn’t
Have you seen Luke lately? Yeah, he’s been eating old asshole off the street, I really hope he changes his ways…
This is for females:
When 11/12 year old females haven't started their period yet... BUT are so flippin' excited because their tits are finally hangin' out! Shoot yea!
Tania was looking at her body for signs of pubic hair or breasts in the shower and when she got out, she 'examined' her 'boobs' in the mirror. To Tania's great excitement, she saw honest to goodness 'baby' breast! With all the joy that had overcome her she ransacked her room looking for the training bra grandma sent her last christmas! She was so joyful because, she was the first girl in her grade to wear a training bra! Her secret crush Harvey was sure to notice tomorrow at school! She wanted to be the first to tell him her 'tits' were hard, after all, he told her when his balls dropped! 'Maybe we can go out to the woods again and examine each others bodies, just like we did last summer!', she thought to herself.
WOW! Tania had finally gotten her 11/12 - year old upgrade!
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During your period when your vagina feels like it's sagging (eg. like an old lady) and hurts like it might fall off.
Boy: Hey you wanna hook up tonight?
Girl: I have Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS)
Boy: What?
Girl: If you come near my vagnia, I will decapitate you
Boy: Well that's a definate no then...
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