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When a girl poops on your dick and you then put it in her vagina
me and my girlfriend did the poop dumpster and she had her first orgasim
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An established set of rules and appropriate actions to be taken following a discharge of feces during anal intercourse. Usually decided at the moment of said discharge; clean-up is generally accepted to be the responsibility of the pooper. However, poopee must remain cool, calm and collected at all times to ensure the emotion stability of said pooper.
Ignatius: So we were fucking last night and all of a sudden he shits all over my dick!
Francine: Oh my god what were the poop politics of that situation?!
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Fear of pooping while being watched
That bitch has such bad poop fright, he'd never shit in jail.
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A really shit product presented to you after a very hyped preparation
"Dude, that guy claimed to be the best producer around, but he gave us poop on a platter"
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The extreme sport of prolonging defication until it's "knocking on heavens door."
Her: Are you into sports?
Him: Yeah, I do extreme pooping.
Her: What is that?
Him: It's when you try and hold in your shit until it is at the breaking point, releasing it just before you shit your pants.
Her: Well that's extreme, my hero!
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The moment of unexpected excretion of a small amount of liquid from the anus while farting during a bout of diarrhea. This moment will often cause panic or intense situational awareness.
Bro, I just poop-popped... we gotta go...
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When someone leaves you a fat pile of diareah in the toilet without flushing. But still lights a sweet candle.
When someone leaves you a fat pile of diareah in your toilet without flushing. But still lights a sweet smelling candle. Mom poop sorbet.
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