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the art of being spammed (slapped on the forehead). also hammering home ones truncheon (wanking).
dude that cunt just slapped my top.
there is no minge in this cunting pub so im going home to slap my top.
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Refers to a tool for removing parts from machines. Slap Head screw remover (for rusted bolts) made by Cheong Industries
'You can't go wrong with a Slap Head Cheong'. 'Bro I can't see anything with all this glare from the Slap Head Cheong
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When someone both literally and metaphorically dick slaps the shit out of another person for being a total fucking idiot.
Guy 1: “Dude, they want me to pay for utilities on months I didn’t even live at the house”
Guy 2: “Fuck that shit, just tell your dad and he’ll Vince dick slap the hell out of them and put them in their place”
Guy 1: “hell yeah man you’re right”
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An incredibly oblivious individual of questionable intelligence
That slap-happy fuckwit should have been a blowjob
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After someone says a dirty joke, say this to keep things dirty
"shucks... that slaps my muff"
"hey Bill doesnt that joke slap your muff?"
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Karma dick slapped is when you fuck with everyone so much, that the Karma God's gets tired of it and pulls out a big ole black cock and slaps you like a pimp slapping a hoe.
Johnny:
"Boy that ass hole Brian of a nark backstabbing homo got what he deserves !"
Jenny:
" Yes he did, and boy he got karma dick slapped!!"
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Slapping your girl back and forth across her face with your post-coitus, wet, semi-flaccid penis.
After Rachel got my nut, I treated her to a few warm butter slaps before wiping up and leaving.
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