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not looking for a relationship, just a good time. just wanting to have fun and not be tied down to any one.
the song like a guy helps explain it a little bit.
"im gonna start dating like a guy"
why guh?
"because im just wanna have a good time"
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Wear really ugly shoes, mostly jordans. fail to colour co-ordinate their outfits. Wear nasty hats, carry basketball under one arm, use the same emojis on instagram, wear nasty chains, pants are way too low, act like theyre the shit, waddle when they walk, wear earphones around their ears , not in them because that isnt cool. Also all have a love for rap
he must play basketball, hes a basketball guy
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If you call a straight Male beautiful you are telling him you think he is ugly.
"Hey jimmy you are a beautiful guy."
"At least I'm not as ugly as your mom."
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When someone is supposed to show up at a certain time or certain range of hours, like 8-12AM and the person never shows up, and assumes that if they show up at 4PM that its NOT a problem.
The service tech cable-guyed me and showed up 5 hours late.
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A type of high-five that men employ during celebrations of heterosexual male activities. It is used almost exclusively in relation to conversations where the topic is women, sports or some combination thereof.
Guy1: "So how was your date with Jane last night?"
Guy2: <grin>
Guy1: "No way, you didn't... you DID!"
Guy1 and Guy2: (Guy-five with attendant knowing grins)
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A "voluntary" slave, who works for imaginary currency called "favors", because apparently his own life is irrelevant. Never taught to reject people, he doesn't realize that others may not always mean well. He doesn't realize that women may fake flirt with him or lead him on purely out of their materialistic pragmatism.
Bob has been helping me to build this house, he's such a nice guy.
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Players like Bryant Reeves and Charles Barkley found in the Nintendo 64 game "NBA Showtime" that have a tendency to excessively steal and block the ball as well as making ridiculous shots that completely contradict their ratber pisspoor stats.
"Bryant Reeves just stuffed Shaq and sank a shot from full court."
"He's such a goddamn idiot guy!"
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