cheese sandwich

n. A sandwich made up of cheese and bread and any required condiments. v. a nonexistent action.

Dude, I'm gonna go have a cheese sandwich!

Dude, I'm gonna go cheese sandwich!

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Chopping the cheese

Dance move that involves both hands. holding the left hand up and moving the right hand in a chopping/karate motion towards the left hand. You can then ask if they want some crackers for that cheese, and repeat the motion.

I was chopping the cheese all night long at the bar.

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Cheese squeeze

What you say when you see a yellow car . (Usually said while pinching the person next to you)

(Yellow car goes by)
you- Cheese squeeze! (while pinching)
person next to you- Ouch!

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Ass cheese

the nasty "extras" that are left behind when one doesn't wipe properly.

Bob moons group of people....
People: Ew what is on your ass!!!
Bob: nothing...
Dancing leprechan in corner: OMG IT"S ASS CHEESE!
People: YOU NASTY!

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rim cheese

A yeast infection in a woman's vagina.

Has I was going down on my girlfriend I noticed the rim cheese around her vagina.

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cheese dick

An uncircumsized male.
Named due to the smegma or 'cheese' that gathers under and around the foreskin.

Yuk...Glad Im not a cheese-dick.

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fresh cheese

Dry jiz under your testicles

I need to wash of the fresh cheese, if you know what I mean.

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