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Letting someone down without hurting their feelings
If someone asks you on a date, and you want to say no, you could let them down in two ways
1. No bloody way = Letting them down hard
2. Sorry I won't be in town = Let down easy
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what you know about rollin down in the deep?
ass line from the ass song by Masked Wolf
A: My mother has sadly passed away from ligma
B: Whatchu know bout rolling down in the deep?
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Where you have no hoes so instead of trying to make a change and talk to someone you whine about it on social media or to your friends.
"I have no one, I'm so lonely."
"You must have down bad syndrome to be talking about it this much."
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Originally coined by God when he choke-slammed Satan to what is now known as Hell.
To tell someone to "sit the fuck down" is to rub-in a victory of any proportion.
*Chuck just won a game of poker against some poker champion*
Chuck: SIT THE FUCK DOWN.
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the action of peeing the bed after getting ass from your date at a formal event such as prom or winter formal, and then the next day claiming that the wetness is a result of sweat because he "did work." this also includes the action of peeing on your date!
hey john! are you down to clown?
- no hayden, thats gros!
Dude, your never going to believe this, but i downed teh clown last nite!
- no way! what did she say when she woke up in ur pee?
im so drunk i think im down to clown tonite. r u down to clown john?
-ya dud im down to clown!
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A process by which two good-looking, jacked bro friends go out on the town to find attractive females to pursue. Once said females are located, seduction ensues; large quantities of alcohol are consumed. Male-on-female petting begins at the next bar, and by the third, the makeout sesh commences. The girls drunkenly stumble to the bathroom, where they both confer over the fact they're probably going to go home and have sex with their new male friends, and reassure one another that they're not being slutty because "those guys are just sooo f***ing hot." A cab is split between the foursome back to the bro's place. Upon arrival, the two chicks are forced into the corner, and cell phones confiscated. The chicks are made to watch as the dudes aggressively strip one another down and start sucking each other off. The homosexual interaction is at once both rough and intimate. Male-on-male sex quickly follows the foreplay. The two guys can say things like, "I love you, man, but tonight I just want f*** you", or, "your butt looks amazing with my c*** inside of it". This interaction continues, testing various sexual acts until both females are crying and traumatized. In the event they don't freak out, slight insults can be aimed towards them, such as, "Sorry, honey, I would be doing this to you, but my buddy here is just so much hotter than you are. Plus, he actually knows how to make a man hard and c**". After both males climax, cell phones are returned and the females allowed to leave.
"Oh dude, you got me so hard last night when we were taking down chicks, you're the man."
"Dude. Good job last night on taking down chicks. I think it's safe to say they won't being going home with another bar bro anytime soon. Haha."
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Put down a three (3)
to masturbate.
the third type of male body excretion.
to go number one is to pee. number 2 is to poop. so number three is to release semen from a dude's body.
a person can't "go number three" because, unlike a deuce, it can't just be pushed out of the body. Hence it has to be "put down".
"I was going to return your call, but I was busy putting down a three."
"This video game is so awesome, it makes me want to put down a three."
"That guy Rick is such a loser, I bet he puts down a lot of threes,"