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piss off a nettle

When one comes across a female of such great beauty, one is compelled to commit any form of depraved sexual act. Falling to such a low that one would even indulge in drinking the urine of the lady in question from a place that was almost certain to result in pain - in order to reach sexual gratification and impress the girl.

Look at her in her tight top, micro-skirt and high heeled shoes - hair waving in the summer breeze. I would lick her piss off a nettle.

by normanstanleyfletcher November 21, 2016

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Mother Piss Box

An exclamatory obscenity; used to express outrage beyond the scope of normal obscenities.

Mother piss box! My car got stolen again!

by Sir Loin du Boeuf July 24, 2003

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Piss n Chips

n. Vinegar flavored potato chips.

Hey man, would you like some vinegar chips?

No way, I don't eat piss n chips.

by jimmybuckets June 14, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


go piss on a leaf

a way to tell someone you are upset or angry with them. you use this term if you do not agree with someone. it's slang.

Woah man! You look awful!
Oh go piss on a leaf!

by egt_13 May 22, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sit Down Piss

A feeble, weak specimen of a human being who when he needs to urinate must adopt a "sit down position" due to him having a maggot sized penis hence the saying sit down pisser!

Mark kicked open the toilet cubicle door to find Elliot having a "Sit down piss".

His penis was so tiny that he couldnt hold it to urinate, he had to "sit down for a piss".

by A.non May 20, 2006

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Piss and Moan Syndrome

Piss and Moan Syndrome (or PMS) is the male response to womens hormonal changes and bullshit

"He's a big whiner...he might even have PMS...piss and moan syndrome"

by linenmaster March 31, 2012

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Fuck Shit Piss

what you say when u hurt yourself or are mad.

God i tripped over the steel thing FUCK SHIT PISS!

by emily b May 9, 2004

17๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž